It was black when April sneaked out of her house. She went to the nearest club where she gave quite a pole dancing show after drinking her seventh shot of tequila. April then hitched a ride to her favorite casino two hours away. Three cocktails and $4,500 later, April finally felt that her night was starting. Unfortunately, she knew she had to go and slipped through her front door just as the sun rose. “How did you sleep last night honey?” yawned April’s husband as he fed their daughter breakfast. “I haven’t slept so well in years darling,” she smiled.

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