If you were a zombie, how would you hunt humans?

If you were a zombie, how would you hunt humans?

Follow-up: What would you use against brain-munching hordes?


JORDAN DEGOOYER | Assistant Manager | Marina


A: I would go to hospitals, places where I knew people would be weak. It would be easy brains. 


Swinging Away: A baseball bat with nails. It would just be savage, you wouldn’t have to worry about reloading or ammunition. 


KIM LEE | Cardiac Tech | Seaside


A: I wouldn’t hunt humans. I’d be a peaceful zombie. I’m a low-key person.


Glock Party: I would want my .40 caliber [in my backpack]. It’s like a Glock. It would take them muthaf****s out.


CHRIS GRANT | Student | Seaside


A: I’d plan. I’d set up traps, strategize where [humans] would be, set up an alliance with other zombies who can think… and start a clan.


Positive Thinking: Batteries – to power radios, communicate. Also ammunition for weapons, in case a territory war breaks out.

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