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Jason Bateman’s inexcusable protagonist sours the humor of Bad Words.

It’s a remarkable group comprising some of Monterey County’s best-connected power players: The “Permit Streamlining Task Force,” formed to advise the county on how to make life less miserable for developers, contractors and land-use consultants, has been meeting since 2006. On Monday, I was presented a dozen or so emails generated over the course of four days this month as members of the task force grappled with the reality that the work they do in private might be forced to go public.

JUDGY WUDGY… Squid finds fun games to play during election season to relieve the tension involved in talking to all those candidates. Squid recently overheard human colleagues talking about what seems to be a fun new game: Does the judicial candidate know what car they drive?

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I have coined a new word just for your horoscope this week. It’s “zex,” short for “zen sex.” Zex is a kind of sex in which your mind is at rest, empty of all thoughts. You breathe slowly and calmly, move slowly and calmly, grunt and moan slowly and calmly. You are …