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SMALL TOWN ROMANCE… With World’s Sexiest Predators well into summer reruns, Squid was a little bored last Wednesday night. So Squid slithered over to Salinas Mayor DENNIS DONOHUE’s Town Hall Meeting.

DAY TRIPPIN’…  I’m off to see the wizard, the wonder…

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Apparently I was a Mexican shepherd in my past life. I know this because of my obsession with tacos, tortas and burritos al pastor (literally, “of the sheepherder”)—and my tendency to wake up sweating in the middle of the night yelling, “Donde estan las borregas?”

Q: WHAT SONG BRINGS BACK THE MOST NOSTALGIC MEMORIES…

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Poets and presidents use them to move hearts and armies. SAT administrators use them to evaluate student intelligence. Functional interaction often can’t seem to advance without one of their more-tired examples—“I feel like crap”; “She is a cancer to the company”; “He looks as dumb as a rock.”