CHEATS AND BALANCES… Squid was recently driving Squid’s old jalopy through King City. Ah, justice. While Squid saw a few police officers out, …

OFF POINTE… Maybe it was the recent storms that had Squid feeling cultural and romantic, curling up under the blankets and reading classic nov…

THE OTHER BAY… Squid’s lair sometimes smells like fish, prompting Squid to peruse Craiglist. Usually it makes Squid feel like there’s no hope …

HOME NOT-SO-SWEET HOME…One of the best things about not being human, besides the ink sac and tentacle clubs, is that Squid doesn’t have to pay…

RINGY DINGY… Squid guzzled a third glass of Champagne, burped robustly and loaded a fountain pen with fresh ink. With just a few hours to go b…

SAND DOLLARS… While humans might be a more highly evolved species, the primitive nature of cephalopods means that Squid is less needy. Food, c…