Issue Archive

Already we have one police officer facing allegations he schemed to seize cars from immigrant drivers, swing the majority of the towing and impound business to the department chief’s brother and cut the chief in on the profits when those cars were sold at a fraction of their values. Another officer faces charges of illegally owning and storing an assault weapon, and another faces charges of threatening to physically harm a citizen. Still another officer, along with the ex-chief, are accused of embezzlement after the chief gifted an officer with a car owned by the department’s Youth Explorer Program. A third of the department went to jail in February and now face trials on charges that could send them to prison for years.

There’s just no point in even bothering. I could huff and puff and moan and groan and explain why The Expendables 3 is a terrible excuse for a movie… even for a dumb, cheesy ’80s-throwback action movie. I could go into great detail about the laziness of the writing, about how perfunctory the…

ERNEST GOES TO COUNCIL… Seaside Councilman Dave Pacheco is one of the sincerest local politicians Squid’s met. Case in point: his 2012 campaign tagline, “Together We Can Do!” (Squid’s copyeditor flagged it, but he stuck with it.)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Researchers in Peru have recently tracked down many previously unknown varieties of wild cacao plants. What that means is that there are exotic kinds of chocolate that you and I have never dreamed of, and they will be commercially available within a few years. As d…