At long last, the bloated, self-important, seemingly endless Hobbit trilogy has ended. Mercifully. I honestly thought we’d never make it, what with Bilbo and company travelling for what felt like forever in the first film only to say in the end, “Hey, look there way in the distance – that’s where we need to be!” And then there was the inflated second film, which had a cool action sequence down a river but concluded with a lonely, chatty dragon en route to destroying a town we barely know and don’t care about.
Fittingly, this is where the third Hobbit film, The Battle of the Five Armies, picks up. Boy does it. For as pathetic as dragon Smaug (voice of Benedict Cumberbatch) was last time, he is equally fearsome this time. Flying over Lake Town – which like its name suggests, exists on stilts in the middle of a lake – with rage and burning it to a crisp, Smaug leaves little behind in one of the most exciting action scenes this year. Seen in IMAX 3D with ear-popping sound, the music, sound effects, shrieking cries, visual effects and cinematography remind us how great director Peter Jackson was on theLord of the Rings trilogy – and still can be when he wants to put on a show.
The rest of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is pretty entertaining too. There are still too many characters and too much going on, but Jackson keeps the focus on possession of the Lonely Mountain, in which a precious jewel called the Arkenstone.
The movie doesn’t provide a refresher/recap for those who’ve forgotten the last film, so here’s a primer: Dwarf leader Thorin (Richard Armitage) believes the mountain is his, and asks his friends and hobbit Bilbo (Martin Freeman) to help him reclaim it. Wizard Gandalf (Ian McKellen) also helps. Once inside the mountain Bilbo annoys Smaug enough for Smaug to go destroy Lake Town, in which virtuous do-gooder Bard (Luke Evans) will do anything to protect his family.
Back to Five Armies: With Smaug no longer guarding the mountain, elves, dwarves, Orcs, Goblins, and men make their way to it in the hope of procuring the Arkenstone. There’s about an hour and a half of buildup before the armies take sides to battle, but when they do the action and visual effects hit a fevered pitch that remains high for a solid 45 minutes. Throughout the sequence Jackson expertly mixes humor with peril, empathy with disgrace. It’s a whirlwind of emotions to the backdrop of all hell breaking loose.
Jackson keeps things moving at a relatively brisk 144 minutes, taking mercy on us by not drawing things out more than he already has. As a result this is the best film of the new trilogy, which you’ll recall is a prequel to the far superior Lord of the Rings trilogy.
The irony of Jackson obnoxiously stretching J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit into three movies is that it’s the exact opposite of what usually happens with adaptations. Ordinarily a book is too long and has too many components to fully condense into a movie. With The Hobbit, Jackson took a dense book and unnecessarily stretched it into three movies in what can only be considered a money grab rehash of his Rings success.
But at least the effort was there to give us our money’s worth. Say what you will, the Hobbit trilogy does not skimp on production value or visual splendor, so the flaws are certainly not for lack of trying. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is not a great movie, but it is a good one that should be seen on as large a screen as possible if you’re so inclined.
THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (3) Directed by Peter Jackson • Starring Martin Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellan, Hugo Weaving, Evangeline Lilly, Lee Pace • Rated PG-13 • At Maya Cinemas, Century Cinemas Del Monte, Northridge Cinemas, Lighthouse Cinemas, Cannery Row XD.
(0) comments
Welcome to the discussion.
Log In
Keep it Clean. Please avoid obscene, vulgar, lewd, racist or sexually-oriented language.
PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK.
Don't Threaten. Threats of harming another person will not be tolerated.
Be Truthful. Don't knowingly lie about anyone or anything.
Be Nice. No racism, sexism or any sort of -ism that is degrading to another person.
Be Proactive. Use the 'Report' link on each comment to let us know of abusive posts.
Share with Us. We'd love to hear eyewitness accounts, the history behind an article.