Cold Comfort Haiku

How stoked are the fish

They’re in the Aquarium

Eating in private.

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It’s 2020

So I don’t trust .gov sites

What does BuzzFeed say?

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You prone to freak out?

Stay off Facebook and Twitter

Pick up a hobby.

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I have allergies

Everyone thinks I am sick

I love social distance.

KEELY RICHTER is a New Hampshire-raised feminist, who moved out west to take a job in Big Sur. She is currently obsessed with statement masks and is an avid plant parent and knitter. She is now the business development director for Monterey County Weekly.