Red’s Donuts

433 Alvarado St., Monterey. (831) 372-9761

1646 Fremont Blvd., Seaside. (831) 394-3444

redsdonutsinc.com

What do you call doughnuts in short pants? Bavarians. Why did the doughnut go to a therapist? He felt empty inside. Well, we could have made a ring toss reference, but you shouldn’t play with food as good as Red’s doughnuts. And clearly Weekly readers love Red’s a hole bunch. Get it? They are fresh and come in all shapes and forms. While waiting in a line to get a dozen doughnuts at Red’s, cursing those in the line before you who can’t decide between jelly and custard, the best game we could come up with was a round of doughnut jokes.