Bagel Bakery
Various locations in Monterey County thebagelbakery.com
With a menu that offers the choice of 22 bagels or breads, 14 kinds of cream cheese and other spreads, 12 proteins, four kinds of cheese, 12 vegetables and three dressings, this joint offers a staggering 532,224 possible order combinations – at least. The likelihood of anyone ordering a chocolate-fudge bagel with herb cream cheese, tuna salad, mozzarella, cranberries and mustard is practically zero – but this is a free country and we are all free to make our own mistakes. Luckily, there’s a menu of recommended combos to help you get it right.