BevMo!
26540 Carmel Rancho Blvd., Carmel, 250-0621
1900 N. Davis Road, Salinas, 442-2411
Denise (Rachel Dratch) and Sully (Jimmy Fallon), characters on Saturday Night Live, display a thick Bostonian accent and say stuff like: “Don’t be stupid-wicked-retarded.” Yes, it would make sense for them to tell drunken buddies to slow down on the booze, but it would make even more sense for them to shop at places that offer every alcoholic beverage under the hot Carmel or Salinas sun, so long as the best price is possible. BevMo! does just that. Whether it’s Dubonnet as an aperitif, Calvados as a digestif, or tequila to help get buyers stupid-wicked-retarded, these non-prohibitionists are sure to have it. As if that’s not enough, they have the vessels to carry these sacred beverages straight to the dome. Warning: A BevMo! tattoo may result after a visit.