Sean Parker
Say you’ve met the love of your life, you pop the question and you decide to do it up big, inviting pals like Sting, Lars Ulrich, Sean Lennon, Emma Watson and 360 others of your besties to join you for a fantasy-themed wedding (costumes required!) that was a little bit Game of Thrones, a little bit Hobbit and a whole lot of tacky. And then say you held that hot mess in the Big Sur wilderness, on a campground that by law was supposed to be open to the public, but had closed for this event. And you did it without getting permits for all that land moving and building you did, and you also failed to get the blessing of the California Coastal Commission for construction work in the coastal zone. You’re Sean Parker, founder of Napster and the first president of Facebook. And you’re going to end up writing a $2.5 million check to pay the settlement you struck with the Coastal Commission.