The Mucky Duck
479 Alvarado St., Monterey
(831) 655-3031
“Oh hai.” “Hi.” “You like draft beer? Me too.” “Yes, the selection here is superb.” “How did you know that trivia answer about Borneo? You’re so worldly.” “I once ran an orphanage there that was powered by a stationary bike I made from bamboo.” “Oh then you’ll love the patio. We can sit under the stars by the fire.” “And order the Roasted Pear Salad?” “How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?” “You’re my missing ingredient.” “Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.”