Chill Pills

Let’s say you’re on your way to an opera, a networking event or a holiday dinner with your in-laws. Wearing a crisp shirt, or an elegant dress, and being freshly showered and perfumed, you nonetheless require to get high – but it’s not exactly clear how to go about it.

It’s not the access to cannabis that worries you; it’s the form that, under the above circumstances, might be acceptable. You can’t smoke a joint and start mingling with a respectable crowd – that’s obvious. Vaping might be a partial solution, but you are just not a smoker. Gummies, brownies and other edibles are a no-no because they can take forever to activate. There is also the fact that you’re not alone. You’re in a car with others, a family priest or your husband’s grandmother.

What a pickle. Clearly, there are situations when you will be grateful for the invention of a THC pill. If you have one on you, you just say, sweetly, “Oh, my head. I’m afraid I have to take an aspirin before we get in.” And off you go to enter the merry gathering.

Joint Venture in the Mid Valley Shopping Center is a cannabis store where you can buy two kinds of cannabis pills – easy-to-swallow gel tabs (that offer THC and, additionally, CBD), or a more traditional pill form with THC only, which will soothe your nerves and enhance (hopefully) your social skills.

The producer is LEVEL, which describes itself as “the No. 1 tablet brand in California.”

JOINT VENTURE, 27820 Dorris Drive Carmel. $36-$41 for a pack of 10; cash only. 609-4202, jointventure-cv.com.

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