MMJ: Sriracha of Sex

I keep seeing stories and ads about cannabis-based lubes for when people have the secks. Do they work? - Keen Key

Yes. A good lube is a good lube. I have heard good reports about most of the cannabis-based lubricants in the market today. However, these lubes aren’t gonna get you (or your naughty bits) “high” in the traditional sense. THC absorbed through the skin doesn’t have the same psychoactive effects as THC absorbed through the lungs.

Let’s talk about weed and sex for a minute. In my opinion, weed and sex go together like… weed and sex. Weed isn’t an “aphrodisiac” in the traditional sense. You’re not gonna smoke a joint and turn into an insatiable sex machine. I mean, I guess it could happen; I gave a friend of mine a joint one time and he called me the next day asking for more information on that particular strain because his wife got turned on and sexed the shit out of him. But that isn’t how it usually goes down. Rather than being the impetus for sex, marijuana is more like the ketchup or the Sriracha of sex: It makes everything just a little bit better. Think about some of weed’s general effects: It helps you relax, gives you a mild euphoria and heightens the senses. These are all things that make sex feel better. Add in pot’s ability to help people zone in on a particular item or sensation to the exclusion of other things, and weed has everything you need to create spectacular sexytime.

Cannabis helps the body produce anandamides. Anandamides (also known as “the bliss drug”) are very similar to THC. Anandamides and THC both attach to the bliss receptors in the brain, and more bliss equals better sex. (By the way, you can also find anandamides in chocolate.)

Weed can be great not just for your sex life, but for your relationship. Studies have shown that couples that regularly smoke pot together have fewer incidents of domestic violence. Also, college kids tend to use condoms more often when they are stoned versus when they are drunk, which is awesome. Safe sex is great sex.

You are my weed guru and my laughter therapist, and I give thanks for you to infinity. Would you consider being my 420 travel agent as well? - Elvis’ Smoking Hot Daughter

Yes. My rates are very reasonable. Reach me through the Galactic Consciousness Bureau.