WHITE MEAT… Squid is quite fond of lobster, but finds the steamed and boiled varieties consumed onshore to be overdone – not to mention absurd…

FAULT ONE… Despite Squid’s outsized creativity, Squid’s never had the chance to name anything except for Squid’s beloved bulldog, Rosco P. Col…

WRIST SLAP… Squid knows it’s often easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, which is the only way Squid can pull off taking Squid’s bull…

ALL ONE, EXCEPT… Squid and Squid’s trusty bulldog Rosco P. Coltrane live a modest existence in Squid’s lair. Like the 99 percent of people on …

NAME CHANGE… Like all creatures of the land or sea, Squid took a while off of traveling during the pandemic. Now Squid is jet-setting around t…

OUT AND ABOUT… When shelter-in-place first began, Squid thought Squid might keep it going forever – no hard pants, no need to comb Squid’s hai…

FOR ART’S SAKE… Squid has lately been making modern art, splashing paint around with all eight arms at once – think Jackson Pollock, times fou…

PLAYING THROUGH… Squid would like to throw like Camilo Doval or swing a racket like Serena Williams. But there’s no way Squid wants to test Sq…

SHOPPING TRIP… As a squidlet, Squid would take Squid’s allowance down to the corner store for Shrimples (think Skittles, but shrimp flavored) …

MONEY BALL… Squid doesn’t have to worry about money, per se, while fending for Squidself – the sea is an eat-or-be-eaten environment. That bei…