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Daniel Dawson, the former Del Rey Oaks city manager, walked into Monterey County Superior Court on Feb. 5 with the hope a judge would reduce h…
The End is Nigh…Preparing for the long weekend, Squid was feeling extra lazy. Ineffective tanning of Squid’s translucent limbs? Check. An extr…
All in the Neighborhood…Squid’s Friday night proclivities normally include hunkering down in the lair with the DVR, maybe a book, and lots of …
Bidding War…Squid leads a frugal life. Squid sees no reason to smarten up Squid’s flip phone. And Squid’s jalopy still has a perfectly good ta…
Sex and Death…One of the mains reasons that Squid has never had kids is that cephalopod sex usually ends with the death of both mates. Squid’s…
Paint by Numbers…Squid has spent an unfortunate amount of time lately reading some depressing statistics: This past weekend alone, at least 31…
Pay Back…Squid admits to having made a prank call or two as a squidlet back in the day before caller ID (“Hey there was a fight near your lair…
Game of Thrones…When Squid messes up and eats the wrong crab or shrimp, it’s usually because Squid was so hangry Squid forgot to check the lab…
Neighborhood Feud…Squid was bemused watching former U.S. labor secretary Alexander Acosta’s press conference on July 10. As hard as Acosta tri…
Tour de Gripe…Squid was tooling around Seaside on the Fourth of July on a bike, thinking that would be the best way to get to Bayonet and Blac…