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When you’ve seen – and heard – a man open another man’s skull with a saw, you tend to listen to what he has to say.
Directed by Alessandro Carloni and Jennifer Yuh • Starring the voices of Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen, JK Simmons • Rated PG • 95 mins.
The D Train is an unfunny, unlikable, unfathomably bad movie. When it was over I sat in stunned silence. I felt a little anger, having wasted …