Follow-up: What is the most obscene thing you would do onstage for a million dollars?
ENNA LEMMON | Assistant Manager | Scotts Valley
A: Britney Spears. Her voice is so obnoxious and she’s not even talented. Listening to her makes me want to drown myself.
Down and Dirty: Wrestle Hulk Hogan naked. That would be disgusting and mortifying. Blech.
JENNIFER VANDERBURG | Student | Marina
A: Crazy metal like Cradle of Filth. I just hear it and my level of stress jumps a whole ’nother level.
Starving Student: I’d do anything on TV for a mil. Student loans, man…I’m gonna be so in debt. Wait…is that million dollars tax-free?
GORDON TURKALJ | Cashier | Marina
A: Insane Clown Posse. It’s basically super-violent, bad rap/metal music. There’s no substance to it. I mean, they sing about decapitation.
Show Stopper: Grease myself up and sing “Rocketman” with the Naked Cowboy.